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Engrish for the masses!

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Major Kudos to COLORinMONOCHROME for learning something amazing from someone amazing & calling it on the mountain-top for all to hear. Now you too can make your own engrish, using only translate.google.com!

Possible engrish fodder:

  1. Campaign speeches
  2. Rap lyrics
    • If you don’t bring back my mother fucking money or my mother fucking dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain’t going even see New Years
    • My mother is not good if the money is the mother of six and I did not bring drugs is not a nigga more about Christmas, New Year to you, please refer to forget the cause can not be
  3. Cookbook recipes, or anything procedural like instruction manuals for electronics
  4. yoda quotes!
    • The boy you trained, gone he is… Consumed by Darth Vader.
    • The boy you trained, gone … he consumed in DASUBEIDA.
    • Yes. Yes. A flaw more and more common among Jedi. Too sure of themselves they are. Even the older, more experienced ones.
    • Yes. Yes. Jedi exists between the more common defects. They want to make sure that his own. In addition, the older, more experienced.