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Burn out my eyes with your healing light

It's a gentle laser, you know: like a healing light. The laser works with frequencies, just like food! Like food? Yeah, You know - how food is different colors: red, green, orange, yellow? uh-huh. Well those frequencies are how you get your nutrients and the laser does the same thing with a low-level laser. It does not discriminate: it works A to Z. I don't care if you have an upset stomach, a headache or prostate - The low level laser will heal you. Really?

I wasn’t there for the rest of the conversation, but the poor sucker who did benefit from this instructional speech told me about The Miracle of the Bear.

Apparently two hunters, upon finding a bear with a broken back, were able to drag the bear to their truck then took him to their local… er, person (words fail). After 3 weeks’ worth of healing light therapy, the bear was able to walk again. No word on whether the hunters looked up the bear afterward for a fair fight.

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